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How Many Protesters Would It Take For Valve To Release Half-Life News?

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How Many Protesters Would It Take For Valve To Release Half-Life News?

Oh, Half-Life. It’s been so long since we got some information about your next installment. Episode Three, or Half-Life 3, or Revenge of Race X, or whatever it might end up getting released as.

Not even two Canadian Half-Life fans protesting outside of Valve managed to get any new info on you. But what if there were more of them? Yes, in an interview with PC Gamer, at Gamescom 2011, Gabe was asked how many protesters would it take to obtain new information on Half-Life’s status.

“I don’t know, but if they’d like to come out, we could find out.”

Pack your bags, we’re headed for Bellevue! Wait, what? Plane tickets are that expensive? Jesus, what happened to the economy? Okay, so there will be no road trip. We’ll have to wait and see if anyone in the Bellevue area does actually stage a bigger protest. Nothing more we can do, I’m afraid. Too bad Valve South closed down. Inagine that. We could have simultaneous Valve protests at multiple studios. ValveProtestCon, taken to a whole new level!


  1. I would love to see a video of gabe saying this, and then a popup saying ‘ GabeN alerted the horde’.

    srsly though, I promote these peaceful protests if it gets us info ( i would go, but im live around 2000 miles away :P)

  2. Haha nice writing Vic, you got a knack for stories like this.

  3. Hehe nice article (photo) 😀

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