The Half-Life series has been a notorious cashcow for many moons now. Ever since Valve decided to take the franchise into a whole new direction, with yearly releases, bi-weekly DLC packs, and more tie-ins than you could ever collect, it seems like we just can’t get enough of Half-Life.
Especially becaus-jfsdjdewqsalamsdmmoa. Sorry, guys. Apparently my doppelgänger (a sort of Bizarro-Vic or something) emerged from an alternate dimension where… you get the idea. Started writing some horrid editorial about Bizarro-Valve’s bizarre business practices. Managed to wrestle him off my keyboard. But that’s not what this article is talking about. Is it?