The 1st of April is a great day. When boys go to girls and say “wuv u” and the- wait. That’s the other one? Oh, right.

Back to business. Gamers were surprised to see that on April Fools, quite a few of their games were mysteriously updated. Inside these updates were… potatoes.

No, really. Potatoes. 13 games were updated with strange potato references. All of them were indie games.

As usual, an Episode Three alternate reality game was the main suspect, because… well, because. But the truth is much more… how should I say this…

As you may remember, Valve has brought charity hats and items to the TF2 Mann Co Store. All proceeds go straight to the Red Cross’s relief fund, and these items will never appear in the game again.

Take a guess at how much money they’ve raised.

Well, actually, you already know from the title, but let’s pretend you don’t!

Yet another late offering from us.

There are great game heroes, and then there are… well, then there are terrible game heroes.

We’re about to talk about a game hero that isn’t a hero at all. As such, he requires a whole new category of his own.