Time for another one of these.
Remember, this is just speculation, and whispers we heard going round the street our office is on.
Well, more like the street our office was on.
See, now we can talk about that accident we mentioned in the Roundup. Let’s just say an accident took place. An accident that involved barbecue lighting fluid, one of those fancy electrical toothbrushes, and printer ink.
Rest assured, the office is in… good condition?