Man cannot live on bread alone. Or... so we're told. At some point on the 31st of March, we realized that maybe we were meant for greater things. Things like... cutting up animals. I mean, let's be serious here - everything Valve has made since 2007 has been terrible. Half-Life, and PC gaming are dead. As dead as the animals we're about to cut up. So what's the point anymore?
We've decided to give the site a complete rebranding - a rebranding based on century-old principles and traditions, gathered from the Northern Highlands. Never again shall your food have a mundane, icky taste. Unless you buy headcrab.
Quality sourced food
Forget potatoes, lemons, sandviches, or anything of the sort. We're gonna rock your tastebuds so hard, it's going to feel like the Combine invasion just went off in your stomach.
So sit back, relax, and get out your fork and crowbar, because only a true free man can savor this stuff!