Category: Counter-Strike

CS: Global Offensive Beta Really Kicks Off With Thousands Of New Players, A New Website, New Features, And New Maps

CS: Global Offensive Beta Really Kicks Off With Thousands Of New Players, A New Website, New Features, And New Maps

The CS:GO beta started on the 1st of December last year. Originally billed as a mere stress test, it was rather barren regarding game features and functionality, and felt, quite frankly, like a console port. In addition, it felt like Valve had not taken the title very seriously (the first ever CS:GO tournament was not sponsored by Valve or even advertised by it… unlike Dota 2′s first tournament). Nonetheless, the beta was, and still is an enjoyable experience, and most testers held hope that frequent updates would make it into an even greater experience.

Two months later, it seemed like Valve had all but forgotten about CS:GO. It was still pretty much unchanged, and the “early 2012″ date didn’t seem like it was going to hold up. Then, out of nowhere, Valve saves the day, with a gigantic update for the beta, adding new maps, new weapons, all-new features as well as redesigning the website and inviting thousands of new players. The stress test is over – now the CS:GO beta really begins.

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Bizarre In-Game CS: Global Offensive Whiteboard Surfaces: Indicates An August 2012 Release Date For CS:GO, And More Weird Half-Life And Number 3 References – Could Doctor Breen Still Be Alive?

Bizarre In-Game CS: Global Offensive Whiteboard Surfaces: Indicates An August 2012 Release Date For CS:GO, And More Weird Half-Life And Number 3 References – Could Doctor Breen Still Be Alive?

Deep within the VPK caches inside the CS:GO beta’s files lies a cornucopia of currently unused files for CS:GO’s levels. Data-miners like Cnnoi, have managed to find files for CS_Office, and, supposedly, some have even managed to get CS_Office working within the beta. Some files are missing, but the majority of the textures and models are present. Including two very interesting texture files for in-game office whiteboards. What do they contain? Well, we won’t spoil the surprise just yet. Uh… unless you read the title, in which case we did. Just forget the title ever existed, and let’s get on with it.

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CS: Global Offensive Full 16-Map Maplist Revealed Through Beta Files

CS: Global Offensive Full 16-Map Maplist Revealed Through Beta Files

Aaaaaaaah, maps. Levels, stages, chapters, missions, whatever you want to call them. Without them, there would be no video games. You know, I used to be a level designer myself, but then I took an arrow in the knee. I’m glad that happened, because I had a fancy bionic knee prosthetic installed, so now, metal detectors go off everywhere I go. That’s surprisingly great, especially with the ladies. Also, I sucked at level design.

But we’re not here to talk about me. Nope, you’re here because the title said we’ve managed to uncover all of CS: Global Offensive’s new maps. All 16 of them. Well, let’s get on with it.

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The Evolution of DE_Dust And DE_Dust2 – Brought To You By… Us?

The Evolution of DE_Dust And DE_Dust2 – Brought To You By… Us?

We recently came into possession of precisely 3 CS:GO beta keys. That’s precisely three musketeers that are currently roaming the servers of Global Offensive, kicking ass, taking names; and vice-versa. Or, if you will, a Holy Trinity of Valve fanboys (or fanmen, if you prefer), wiping out everything they see. Whenever they aren’t being wiped out themselves by the massive number of professional Counter-Strike players who are participating in the GO beta.

But then we realized that the reason why we’re getting our asses kicked so badly is that it’s a restricted beta. In fact, most people have no idea what Global Offensive is like. Some of my friends call it “GLOBAL DRUNK” or “global raping”. So, it’s time to show off what CS:GO is like. And since the beta itself is just a rough stress test, with many features currently in the works, what better way to show it off than a massive comparison?

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Counter-Strike Global Offensive Beta Now Underway

Counter-Strike Global Offensive Beta Now Underway

Just a quick heads-up: the CS:GO beta has now officially commenced. Read on for more info on its launch.

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New Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Beta Footage From Multiplay’s Insomnia Gaming Festival, Beta Coming 30th November

New Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Beta Footage From Multiplay’s Insomnia Gaming Festival, Beta Coming 30th November

Right now, Multiplay’s Insomnia Gaming Festival is underway in the U.K. which features comepetitive play of Counter-Strike: Source, TF2 and various other games. However, they managed to stage a 5 versus 5 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive show match between VeryGames and CKRAS with over one hour of footage from the beta. Hit the jump to watch the VOD of the show match.

In addition, the official Twitter account for the Counter-Strike: Global Offensive developers recently revealed that the beta will start on 30th November 2011.

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News Roundup #61

News Roundup #61

Sorry for the lack of activity around here! I’ve been really busy lately, and since I’m probably the last of the mohicans around here, it’s had a nasty effect on the site. I’m working on ways to ensure this doesn’t really happen again, and you’ll be hearing about that very shortly. Let’s just say it involves putting more people into our lovely, imaginary offices.

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Happy Third Birthday, Podcast 17!

Happy Third Birthday, Podcast 17!

Three years ago, a spirit child was conceived. Its first name was 17, and its last name was podcast. Yes, it’s been 3 years since Podcast 17 was created by Phillip Marlowe of PlanetPhillip, and William McMahon.

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