As you could tell from the title above, Valve have launched Steam’s Spooky Spectacular Halloween Sale, which began just several hours ago, and is set to end on the 31st of October. You’re looking at “monster savings” on over 80 “spooky, creepy, scary AND eerie” different games. According to Valve: “prices are so low, it’s scary.” You know we’re living in harsh times when we’re actually scared of low prices. What if it was Steam sales that sunk Lehman Brothers in September of 2008, thus setting the stage for the Great Recession. What if Valve meant to do it all along, in order to take advantage of a harsh economic landscape using the power of amazingly cheap video games? What if that’s not a bad thing? What if Halloween was involved?!

All I know is: that’s a brilliant plot for a cheap horror game. But until you get to play Vic’s very own “Baal Street: Satan versus Gabe Newell & the Federal Reserve” (and it’ll be so great, it’ll have its own entire Steam sale), take a look at these other 80 horror games.