Probably one of Valve’s shortest ever public betas – just last week, Steam Mobile, available for iOS and Android, exited its restricted invitational beta stage, and became available to all Steam users. If you’ve got an iOS or Android… thing in your possession, then simply download the respective application, and get… steaming? Nah, that’s too bad, even for my standards. Get… get… just download the damn thing.

Remember – just because Indian politicans do naughty things with their cell phones doesn’t mean you should too. Remember: “be cool, stay in school”. Or… “be cool, download Steam on your telephone”.