Rise and shine, ladies! I don’t care about your opinion on sleeping or Portal, but if you don’t wake up now, I will go down there and open a serious can of whoopass on you! Watch this trailer, NOW!
AND THANK YOU, CORPORAL PINKY, FOR HELPING ME. It’s morning, half the world is asleep, including our dear Alex and it’s time to deliver some NEWS. VIC & PINKY POWERS, GO!