Yes, the Roundup is terribly late.

Hey, come on, folks! I was on one of them new-fangled micro-vacations with a laptop that only had 192 MB of RAM.

Not to mention Alex was at college, and most of the staff is busy with work and school.

Our sincerest apologies. Again, we’re operating entirely on our spare time. We try, but we can’t always deliver on time.

But… that isn’t really what happened, is it? You want to know the truth? You can’t handle the truth!

Oh, you can?

Alright then.